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males posting sebenernya-_-
Nada-nada yang minor
Lagu perselingkuhan
Atas nama pasar semuanya begitu klise
Elegi patah hati
Ode pengusir rindu
Atas nama pasar semuanya begitu banal
Oh oh, lagu cinta melulu
Kita memang benar-benar melayu
Suka mendayu-dayu
Lagu cinta melulu
Kita memang benar-benar melayu
Suka mendayu-dayu
Lagu cinta melulu
Elegi patah hati
Ode pengusir rindu
Atas nama pasar semuanya begitu banal
Oh oh, lagu cinta melulu
Kita memang benar-benar melayu
Suka mendayu-dayu
Apa memang karena kuping melayu
Suka yang sendu-sendu
Lagu cinta melulu
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toplah
I woke up early to baby blue eyes from afar, whoah whoah
And when the sun comes through
And lights you like the angel you are, whoah whoah
I know I do you wrong when I'm with you, I've been gone
With every season change, it looks the same, November to June, whoah whoah
And don't these empty streets skip a beat the flowers don't bloom, whoah whoah
I can't believe I missed your birthday again
And I wanna come back, but I just don't know when now
And I'm so lonely your not here with me
That's way I'm gonna be on the next plane home
The road that never ends next ends around the bend I see your smile, whoah whoah
I'd swim across the sea to be with you for a while, whoah whoah
Cause I've made a life of been gone
Now, the way that I feel, I just don't belong here
And I'm so lonely you're not here with me
That's why I'm gonna be on the next plane home
And you're you're the only face I wanna see
That's why I'm gonna be on the next plane home
Stand around try to make every moment
And be somebody, yeah, anybody
It seems the whole world is taking me over
I need somebody to help me get back to you
And I've always been a million miles away
But things are gonna change, I just wanna come home
And you're you're the only face I wanna see
That's why I gonna be on the next plane home
Yeah, I'm taking the next plane home
Now I'm getting the next plane home
Now I'm taking the next plane home
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oke. serem.
salah, SEREM BANGET.
my gawd, mbak gue (a.k.a pembantu rumah tangga aku) SEKARANG lagi berantem sama pacarnya sambil otp. jadi gue lagi iseng blogging pas tiba-tiba ada suara ga beres dari ruang sebelah. ternyata pembantu gue berantem. dan menurut gue, serem men sumpah. berasa nonton sinetron di indosiar gue, ckck
salah, SEREM BANGET.
my gawd, mbak gue (a.k.a pembantu rumah tangga aku) SEKARANG lagi berantem sama pacarnya sambil otp. jadi gue lagi iseng blogging pas tiba-tiba ada suara ga beres dari ruang sebelah. ternyata pembantu gue berantem. dan menurut gue, serem men sumpah. berasa nonton sinetron di indosiar gue, ckck
ini dialognya yang sempet sedikit gue denger, tapi sayangnya gue ga bisa denger omongan cowonya, jadi gue pake kode "blablabla" yang gue karang-_- :
Pembantu Rumah Tangga Aku : PRTA
Pacar Tukang Selingkuh : PTS
Orang Tak Dikenal : OTD
PRTA : halo, kamu dari tadi kenapa ga ngangkat telf dari aku?
PTS : hmm blablablabla, bla?
PRTA : kamu daritadi jalan kan sama y***? NGAKU DEH! jangan pura-pura gatau, tadi kamu pas ngojek ketemu sama dia terus kamu bawa dia ke rumahnya kan?
PTS : blabla? blablabla!
PRTA : dia sendiri yang bilang dari aku. dia tanya aku siapa, dia bilang dia pacar kamu, udah jalan 2 bulan. aku bilang aja aku istri kamu.
PTS : bla? hmm blablabla?
PRTA : HAH? NOMERNYA DIA? GAMAU! NTAR KAMU BERDUAAN, ASIK SAMA DIA! udah deh ngaku aja, dari pada aku terlanjur cinta sama kamu!
PTS : blabla!
PRTA : HAH? APA? HALO?
hening.
trus kayaknya dimatiin. beberapa detik kemudian
PRTA : kenapa dimatiin?
OTD : blablabla.
PRTA : ini siapa?
OTD : blabla
PRTA : ceweknya? halo? sule (nama cowonya PRTA)nya ada ga? kemana? INI SIAPA INI? HALO? HALO?!!
*BRAK*
tut tut tut
buset, dibanting tuh henpon, kenceng banget
oke, walopun gajelas, tapi menurut gue sangar banget, gue kalo jadi pacarnya dia BUSET mending ngejomblo dah. daripada gue dijadiin kuda percobaan KDRT sama dia (ngomong-ngomong kenapa eh kenapa harus kuda? karena eh karena pengen aja, menurut gue kelinci itu kelucuan). tapi serius, yang gue ceritain ini bener-bener terjadi. I swear
udah ah, takut kena gamprat eh damprat, mending bobo dah. ciao
Pembantu Rumah Tangga Aku : PRTA
Pacar Tukang Selingkuh : PTS
Orang Tak Dikenal : OTD
PRTA : halo, kamu dari tadi kenapa ga ngangkat telf dari aku?
PTS : hmm blablablabla, bla?
PRTA : kamu daritadi jalan kan sama y***? NGAKU DEH! jangan pura-pura gatau, tadi kamu pas ngojek ketemu sama dia terus kamu bawa dia ke rumahnya kan?
PTS : blabla? blablabla!
PRTA : dia sendiri yang bilang dari aku. dia tanya aku siapa, dia bilang dia pacar kamu, udah jalan 2 bulan. aku bilang aja aku istri kamu.
PTS : bla? hmm blablabla?
PRTA : HAH? NOMERNYA DIA? GAMAU! NTAR KAMU BERDUAAN, ASIK SAMA DIA! udah deh ngaku aja, dari pada aku terlanjur cinta sama kamu!
PTS : blabla!
PRTA : HAH? APA? HALO?
hening.
trus kayaknya dimatiin. beberapa detik kemudian
PRTA : kenapa dimatiin?
OTD : blablabla.
PRTA : ini siapa?
OTD : blabla
PRTA : ceweknya? halo? sule (nama cowonya PRTA)nya ada ga? kemana? INI SIAPA INI? HALO? HALO?!!
*BRAK*
tut tut tut
buset, dibanting tuh henpon, kenceng banget
oke, walopun gajelas, tapi menurut gue sangar banget, gue kalo jadi pacarnya dia BUSET mending ngejomblo dah. daripada gue dijadiin kuda percobaan KDRT sama dia (ngomong-ngomong kenapa eh kenapa harus kuda? karena eh karena pengen aja, menurut gue kelinci itu kelucuan). tapi serius, yang gue ceritain ini bener-bener terjadi. I swear
udah ah, takut kena gamprat eh damprat, mending bobo dah. ciao
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yaaaaaaaaa judul postingan yang ga menarik hmm-_- bytheway ada yang tau ga kenapa tiap gue posting selalu ga bisa di enter? kan gaenak jadi dempet-dempetan gitu ck, yang bisa kasi solusi, c-box yaaa.
hmm oke back to topic. pada tau iklan yang jinglenya "cutcutdidamcururiayam" itu kan? ada satu pertanyaan yang selalu mengganggu pikiran gue.
bukan, bukan tanya berapa umur bocah kriwil itu. tapi,
KENAPA ANAK SEKECIL GITU CUMA GELENG-GELENG KEPALA DOANG UDAH DAPET DUIT? KENAPAAAAAAAAAA? (jeritan hati hmm)
mana enak banget lagi, kan kalo take adegan berulang-ulang brati dia makan tu coklat mulu. huuuufh
tapi gue bener kan ya? ya kan? lo semua pada bingung ga?
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enak men lagunya (Y)
I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Now where's your picket fence, love
And where's that shiny car
And did it ever get you far
You never seemed so tense love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are
And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where'd it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on
And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can't look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song and you sing along but you never tell
Then you're the fool, I'm just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song
I hope that it will give you hell
You can sing along
I hope that it puts you through hell
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I've been all around the world
I've been a new sensation
But it doesn't really matter
In this ge-generation
The sophomore slump is an uphill battle
And someone said that ain't my scene
'Cause they need a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the record label puts me on the shelf up in the freezer
Gotta find another way to live the life of leisure
So I drop my top,
Mix and I mingle
Is everybody ready for the single and it goes,
Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
When it's time to get ill I got your remedy
For those who don't remember me
Well let me introduce you to my style
I try to keep a jumble and the lyrics never mumble
When the music's makin' people tongue-tied
You want a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the people write me off like I'm a one-hit wonder
Gotta find another way to keep from goin' under
Pull out the stops,
Got your attention
I guess it's time again for me to mention
The wordplay
Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
Well I built a bridge across the stream of consciousness
That always seems to be a flowin'
But I don't know which way my brain is goin'
Oh the rhymin' and the timin'
Keeps the melodies inside
And they're climbin''
Till I'm running out of air
Are you prepared to take a dive into the deep end of my head
Are you listening to a single word I've said?
Ha La La La La
Listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm Stickin' with the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
I'm all about the wordplay
I'm stickin' with the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
O the wonderful thing it does
Because, because of
The ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's fall back in love
For the Mr. A to Z they say
Was all about the wordplay
I've been a new sensation
But it doesn't really matter
In this ge-generation
The sophomore slump is an uphill battle
And someone said that ain't my scene
'Cause they need a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the record label puts me on the shelf up in the freezer
Gotta find another way to live the life of leisure
So I drop my top,
Mix and I mingle
Is everybody ready for the single and it goes,
Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
When it's time to get ill I got your remedy
For those who don't remember me
Well let me introduce you to my style
I try to keep a jumble and the lyrics never mumble
When the music's makin' people tongue-tied
You want a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the people write me off like I'm a one-hit wonder
Gotta find another way to keep from goin' under
Pull out the stops,
Got your attention
I guess it's time again for me to mention
The wordplay
Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
Well I built a bridge across the stream of consciousness
That always seems to be a flowin'
But I don't know which way my brain is goin'
Oh the rhymin' and the timin'
Keeps the melodies inside
And they're climbin''
Till I'm running out of air
Are you prepared to take a dive into the deep end of my head
Are you listening to a single word I've said?
Ha La La La La
Listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
I'm Stickin' with the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
I'm all about the wordplay
I'm stickin' with the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
O the wonderful thing it does
Because, because of
The ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's fall back in love
For the Mr. A to Z they say
Was all about the wordplay
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5 hari yang lalu gue potong rambut (okedeh pamer gue) di salon (yaiyalah masa di hokben). pas pertama masuk, nyokap gue tanya "emang rambut kamu mau digimanain?" yang gue jawab dengan geleng-geleng kepala. mbak-mbak salonnya udah pada nyapa, gue langsung disuruh keramas. trus gue disuruh duduk di pojoook banget.
gue duduk anteng sambil nunggu mbak-mbak laen yang bakal gunting rambut gue. terus mendadak ada yang ngasi gue majalah. okelah gue baca aja siapa tau ada model yang bagus. ntokap gue kumat noraknya, tiap gue ngebalik halaman majalahnya dia komentar mulu. yang ngebilang rambutnya kayak alay lah, yang bilang rambutnya pasaran lah, yang bilang harga BBM naik turun lah (oke gue tau ga nyambung), padahal rambutnya sendiri udah kayak hutan amazon. tus gue liat ada rambut yang, hmm, lumayan, tapi pendek. okelah I'll take it. nyokap juga setuju.
beberapa menit kemudian yang tugas motong rambut udah dateng, rambutnya dikepang gitu. dia ngeluarin jepit dan kawan-kawan sepermainannya. gue tunjuk potongan rambut yang tadi dan dia manggut-manggut aja, gatau maksudnya apadah. gue pasrah.
sempet terjadi dialog singkat anatara gue sama mbak-mbak rambut kepang itu.
gue : S
mbak-mbak rambut kepang : M2RK
M2RK : rambutnya ga sayang dek dipotong segitu?
S : gapapa deh mbak.
M2RK : oh oke, tapi itu belakangnya pendek banget loh
S : iyaa gapapa ko
M2RK : tipis ya rambutnya, ntar belakangnya jadi tipis banget gapapa?
S : IYA MBAK (mulai kesel)
M2RK : sip
trus diem.
trus dia ngomong lagi.
M2RK : rambutnya lembut banget ya (bukannya mau gimana tapi serius, dia emang ngomong gitu)
S : iya mbak haha
trus diem.
trus gue ketiduran.
gue bangun pas dia tanya lagi (gila ni mbak-mbak tega banget bangunin gue padahal lagi mimpi tuh)
M2RK : poninya mau dipotong seberapa?
S : dikit aja mbak
trus diem lagi.
trus gue syok.
RAMBUT GUE KEMANA YAAA???
sumpah, begitu udah di blow jadi pendek banget, gua cengo, trus kucing-kucing mati bergelimpangan (oke ga kayak gitu, lebay banget). tapi asli gue bingung, rambut gue tadinya se pundak lewat dikit. sekarang jadi se leher.
yaudahlah masih untung ga dibotakin.
nyokap gue senyam-senyum aja tu ngeliat rambut gue. komennya cuma gini,
"ntar ibu minggu depan juga mau potong kayak gitu ah"
mampus lu shin.
bisa ditebak komen temen-temen gue,
ghaisa : gila pendek banget jadinya
ratu : pendek banget rambut lu shin, beda banget
saga : ih shintaaaa, tasnya ganti (sangat ga nyambung)
bokap : oh
rony : wahaha kembar sama maya
dan yang paling gue keselin komentar temen ilep gue
anis : wowowowow itu rambut lo shiiin wowowow
qosi : bwahahahahahaha
naura : yaampun
bimo : eh anak baru ya? nama lo siapa? anak mana?
dem it
dan sekarang, hari-hari gue berjalan seperti biasa.
